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Rachel. Illustration Major. 1990. Femme Lesbian. Liberal. Chris Cornell Freak. Poetry. Cat Lover. 90's Grunge. Art. Sushi. Sex. Bondage. Weed. Girls.

catmoobs:

ARE THOSE FIREWORKS OR FUCKING BOMBS I CAN”T TELL

everyone in iraq

so, one time i was watching my 9yr old cousin & i stubbed my toe on a chair. i was in the process of yelling a word that ins’t suitable for a 9yr old child so instead i yelled, “OH TITTES!!!!” no big deal…. well apparently he went to school & fell going up the stairs & yelled, “OH TITTIES!!!!!” i got a phone call from my pissy aunt telling me that the school called her & i am a horrible influence on my cousin. he is offically the coolest kid in his class.

plot twist: you wake up skinny, beautiful, intelligent and everyone loves you

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

digitallyimpaired:

this took like 20 years

full zise

so apparently everything i say is either is hilarious or extremely inappropriate….. i’m great at weddings & bar mitzvahs…..

heartofrockandroll:

Chris Cornell   by Lance Mercer

heartofrockandroll:

Chris Cornell   by Lance Mercer

goldenfreezeover:

somethingambiguous:

tltty:

when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

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Think about this….. we were born around the same time the internet was invinted & computers were so expensive that not everyone could afford them same thing with cell phones. Cell phones were so big & bulky you had to carry them in a suitcase.


 

tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence
still relevant

tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence

still relevant

chiazu:

stark-spangled:

pockytardis:

HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YEt

omfgwhat

MY chest hurts from laughing so much. Where was this last night when I was getting hate on?

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