so, one time i was watching my 9yr old cousin & i stubbed my toe on a chair. i was in the process of yelling a word that ins’t suitable for a 9yr old child so instead i yelled, “OH TITTES!!!!” no big deal…. well apparently he went to school & fell going up the stairs & yelled, “OH TITTIES!!!!!” i got a phone call from my pissy aunt telling me that the school called her & i am a horrible influence on my cousin. he is offically the coolest kid in his class.
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
Think about this….. we were born around the same time the internet was invinted & computers were so expensive that not everyone could afford them same thing with cell phones. Cell phones were so big & bulky you had to carry them in a suitcase.